• Me: Doesn't he look like Allen?
  • Sister: Yeah, I guess. I'm like that girl. I saw the pictures of them together and I was all, eh.
  • Me: BUT THEN YOU SEE THIS!
  • Sister: Yeah. He can't really deny paternity for long. Where is he from?
  • Me: Mullingar. So...
  • Sister: Oh, so he was just adopted into a family that lives far away.